Here are two poems from one of my favorite poems from the one and only and hilarious Ken Nisbitt
First One:
A Funny School Poem for Kids
"Dear students, the summer has
ended.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
I promise we'll only have fun.
"We won't study any mathematics,
and recess will last all day long.
Instead of the pledge of allegiance,
we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song.
"We'll only play games in the classroom.
You're welcome to bring in your toys.
It's okay to run in the hallways.
It's great if you make lots of noise.
"For homework, you'll play your Nintendo.
You'll have to watch lots of T.V.
For field trips we'll go to the movies
and get lots of candy for free.
"The lunchroom will only serve chocolate
and triple fudge sundaes supreme."
Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.
The school year at last has begun.
But this year is totally different.
I promise we'll only have fun.
"We won't study any mathematics,
and recess will last all day long.
Instead of the pledge of allegiance,
we'll belt out a rock-and-roll song.
"We'll only play games in the classroom.
You're welcome to bring in your toys.
It's okay to run in the hallways.
It's great if you make lots of noise.
"For homework, you'll play your Nintendo.
You'll have to watch lots of T.V.
For field trips we'll go to the movies
and get lots of candy for free.
"The lunchroom will only serve chocolate
and triple fudge sundaes supreme."
Yes, that's what I heard from my teacher
before I woke up from my dream.
Second One:
I'm Staying Home From School Today
I'm staying home from school
today.
--Kenn NesbittI'd rather be in bed pretending that I have a pain that's pounding in my head. I'll say I have a stomach ache. I'll claim I've got the flu. I'll shiver like I'm cold and hold my breath until I'm blue. I'll fake a cough. I'll fake a sneeze. I'll say my throat is sore. If necessary I can throw a tantrum on the floor. I'm sure I'll get away with it. Of that, there's little doubt. But, even so, I really hope my students don't find out. |
ENJOY and SMILES,
3 comments:
My students LOVE Kenn Nesbitt poems!!!! They are so silly but so awesome! I use them to support making visualizations about what we read :)
So true, Sarah! SMILES!
Love those poems!
Jennifer
First Grade Blue SKies
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